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This is a
story about the time when Toodles was shacked up with a network news anchorman
and a poodle named Twinke in a beach house in the Hamptons. Toodles and
Twinke were watching this movie on the T. V., you see "Man!" Toodles said
to Twinke, "I haven't had to think this much since school." "I know what
you mean." said Twinke, "It's soooo disgraceful." "Oh! I have such a headache
now, I can't finish my nails! I'm going to pay someone to do my thinking
for me from now on. There are people who specialize in thinking for other
people aren't there?" "Thinking ought to be banned altogether it's discriminatory,
it interferes with my civil liberties . . . and free speech!" "Wasn't it
banned already?" "Well obviously not enough!" "Come on Twinke," Said Toodles
getting up, "We have work to do!" So Toodles and Twinke organized a bill
and had it passed through Congress. Since this happened awhile back before
anyone, not even the Senators, paid any attention to what got brought up
and Toodles bribed them with sex anyway (Whether they wanted it or not).
So that's why nobody thinks anymore (I bet you weren't even wondering).
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