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With all the trouble Toodles gets in one
wonders if anybody has ever tried to tame her wild ways. Well, of course
they have. Not least of all her father, who was a judge, but poor soul
nobody ever told him that family values begin at home and not the court
room. The worst episode, however, was when a prissy haired, wife of a
senator, bimbo caught her son flirting with Toodles and used her influence
to get Toodles very existence censored. This was because she was madly
jealous of Toodles' freewheeling ways. The bimbo did have a fun life until
she accidentally got pregnant and then married. Poor soul, nobody ever
told her about taking the proper precautions. Toodles, meanwhile, found
being censored very inconvenient. She wasn't allowed in libraries, schools,
churches, or other public buildings. Neither was she allowed in public.
She was dutifully confiscated from anyone seen talking with her. Having
been failed by her free speech rights, Toodles joined a pro-life movement,
who were at the time teaching their children to despise authority and
human rights, and sent them out to the front lines so they would get arrested
saving the parents the bother and red tape of imprisonment. Using the
movement to her own selfish ends, Toodles rescued the minds of the children
and set them free and spoke out for respecting all life to everyone's
great distress. They had to eventually repeal Toodles' censure so they
could shut her up. Goodness, just imagine the mess if EVERYONE had equal
rights.
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