Captain Galaxy was in big trouble. The evil and really nasty FrimFrams of Una Beta had blasted a hole through his truffleglum and the best his old hyperbole could manage was a pathetic limp back to base. Suddenly, he nearly collided big time with a fat man dressed in a funny red suit riding in a major stone age sleigh. "What the fuck do you think you're doing dude?" Captain Galaxy screamed through his subspace speaker, sweating bullets cause he knew the FrimFrams were close enough to ram their frim beams up his gloob. He didn't hear the old man's reply because the FrimFram proximity alarm went off full blast. Knowing he had to act fast, Captain Galaxy dodged behind the sleigh and said his prayers. The funny old man said "Ho, ho, ho." and threw some magic elf dust into the scanners of the oncoming FrimFram ships causing them to spasm, then he vanished. The out-of-control FrimFram ships flew into Captain Galaxy creating an explosion of record proportion. Which just goes to show, you can't FrimFram Santa.